你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗？有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反……Yes = No.No = Yes.Maybe = No.I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.We need = I want.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.We need to talk = I need to complain.Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.The same old thing = Nothing.Nothing = Everything.Everything = My PMS is acting up.Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
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