2011-08-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

Make your fortune
How did you make your fortune?
I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience.
How did that help?
Now he has the experience and I the money. 计划

2011-08-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog

2011-08-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that

2011-08-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

Who Are Crooks? A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction: HALF THE CITY COUNCI

2011-08-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

A Jealous Wife
　　There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night
　　and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now you’

　　re chea

2011-08-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leav

2011-08-26 所属栏目:英语笑话

Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide! How do you find such huge bears? Sergei asks. Easy, says Ivan. You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When t

2011-08-26 所属栏目:英语笑话

　　How do I get the gum out?　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to

2011-08-25 所属栏目:英语笑话

Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three. 母亲问她年幼

2011-08-25 所属栏目:英语笑话

Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders. He immediately invited a few frie

2011-08-25 所属栏目:英语笑话

　 A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.　　"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young m

2011-08-24 所属栏目:英语笑话

Send the Bill to My FatherDoctor： ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″Patient： ″then send the bill to my father，please.″医生：对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。病人：那请你把

2011-08-24 所属栏目:英语笑话

I'm Glad A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad．Now，children， said she，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？ Please，teacher，said a small b

2011-08-23 所属栏目:英语笑话

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them. So he won

2011-08-23 所属栏目:英语笑话

Ashamed Soldier Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends w

2011-08-23 所属栏目:英语笑话

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."　　The sec

2011-08-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak． Mary， you ought to have married a better man． John， I did． 31．一个好一点

2011-08-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

ClarinetWhen I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist

2011-08-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

　 When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him

2011-08-21 所属栏目:英语笑话

THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word Sex had been spelled with an o. One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to Sox: Usua

2011-08-21 所属栏目:英语笑话

Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke，when Aunt Rebecca looked up from her knitting and said：Silas，do you know that Sunday next will be the thirtieth anniversary of our wedding？

2011-08-20 所属栏目:英语笑话

Limerick There was a young lady of Niger， Who smiled as she rode on a tiger． They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger 7．打油诗 有个尼日尔小姑娘， 笑咪

2011-08-20 所属栏目:英语笑话

We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple m

2011-08-19 所属栏目:英语笑话

The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The cr

2011-08-19 所属栏目:英语笑话

Do You Know My Work？ One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． Two men stood outside and looked at the fire． Before I came out， said one