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英语笑话:The World's Greatest Swordsman 世界上最伟大的击剑手

Source: 恒星英语学习网    2013-11-01  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer(击剑者) took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of(期待,预期) the world's greatest swordsman.His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast(吃惊的) . The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile."Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!""Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中,排名第三的击剑手上场了。


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