A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
一个胖男人和一个瘦男人在争论谁更加绅士。
瘦男人说他更绅士，因为每次见到女士，他都脱帽致意。但是胖男人知道自己更加绅士，因为每当他起身给女士让座的时候，都能同时坐下两位女士。