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英语笑话:Tightfisted Till the End 本性难移

Source: 恒星英语学习网    2013-05-09  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  

When a very miserly(吝啬的) man nicknamed the "stingy ghost" died and went to hell, the Yama King reproached(责斥) him, saying, "You stingy ghost! When you were alive, you clung hard to everything and wouldn't give to anyone. Even when you saw others in poverty and misery, you refused to offer them help. Also, you didn't take good care of your parents, relatives or friends and let them suffer and starve. For your evil karma(因果报应) , you'll be dumped into a pot of boiling oil."The ghost wardens then escorted the man to the pot of boiling oil, and when they arrived, he looked at the pot and said, "Hey! Wait a minute! There's so much oil in it. What a waste! Please drain out the oil, sell it and give me the money. Then, you can simply dump me in a pot of boiling water! There's no need for oil. You're using too much oil to cook one person anyway!"

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