EXPENSIVE ADVICE
The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.
Do you think I should send her a bill? the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.
Why not? the lawyer replied. You rendered professional services by giving advice.
Thanks, the physician said. I think I'll do that.
When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from the lawyer. It read:
For legal services, $50.