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【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→第36期 20080515

[color=red][/color][align=center]:hxen6:[b][font=黑体] [/font][font=微软雅黑][size=6][color=red]Happiness is the best cosmetic!![/color][/size][/font][/b]  :hxen6:
[font=微软雅黑][color=plum][size=4][b][color=magenta](笑一笑,十年少!祝每一位来恒星学习的朋友,天天都有好心情,加油哦!)[/color]

[/b][/size][color=seagreen][size=4][b]回贴要求:请大家看完后,尝试将内容翻译成中文!(不要偷懒哦!)
[/b][color=darkorchid][/color][/size][size=4][color=royalblue][b][color=royalblue]奖励制度为:翻译基本到位的前三位朋友,版主统一发放"恒星币"!
所以,各位朋友,不仅要译得好,还要来的早哦!

[/color][color=purple]13号停了一期,今天,不管发生什么事,
相信做为中国人
再大的困难也一定能克服的,
因为我们的心在一起!加油![/color][color=blue]
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[/b][size=5][color=red][b]奖励名单:（三名）

[/b][/color][color=darkorchid][b][color=magenta]1、 ?     2、?  3、?[/color][/b]
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[/color][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/align][align=center][color=#000000][color=#9932cc][color=#000000][color=#000000][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#000000][size=5][color=#000000][color=magenta][color=#4169e1][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1]A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

[/color][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/align][align=center][color=#000000][color=#9932cc][color=#000000][color=#000000][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#000000][size=5][color=#000000][color=magenta][color=#4169e1][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1]After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

[/color][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/align][align=center][color=#000000][color=#9932cc][color=#000000][color=#000000][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#000000][size=5][color=#000000][color=magenta][color=#4169e1][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1]The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"[/color][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#ff00ff]:hxen5: [size=4]【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→第36期 20080515☆今天你笑了吗?![/size]:hxen8:[/color][/align][/color][/size][/b][/font]

谁傻？

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
一位新上任的老师正在上心理课，她正在设法运用自己所学的知识传授给学生们。“同学们，你们谁觉得自己是傻瓜呢，请站起来."她问道。
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
过了几秒钟后，johnny 站起来了。
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
老师问道“你觉得你很笨吗，johnny ？”
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
“不是的，老师，我不忍心你一个人站起来，所以我……”

hehe,this student is very kindhearted!:hxen5:

一位新老师试图调节她心理学课程的气氛。她望着她的学生们说道：“有哪位同学认为自己笨的请站起来？”几分钟之后，小Johnny站起来了。于是老师就问他：“Johnny，你认为自己很笨吗？”小Johnny回答到：“不是的，老师，我不忍心看到你一个人站起来！”

一位新来的老师正上心理课程,以一个提问的方式开始这节课:你们当中有谁认为自己是笨蛋的,请站起来".少许片刻,小Johnny站了起来.这个老师对小Johnny说:你认为自己是笨蛋,对吧?"."噢,不是这样的,老师,我只是不愿意看到你一个人站在那儿".小Johnny回答到

:hxen7:  kind-heart boy

late

who is the stupid one. ?

:hxen1: 一个新来的老师很想炫耀一下他的课程的实用性，就说，你们谁认为自己傻，请站起来。
    几分钟过去啦，没有人。再过了一会，小约翰站起来。老师惊奇的问：约翰，你认为自己很傻吗？
   “不，我只是讨厌看到你自己一个人站在那里。

:hxen5: :hxen5: The teacher is the first one.

谁傻.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
一个新老师试着使用心理学来教课,她说:"那个觉得自己蠢的,站起来!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
几秒后,小约翰站了起来.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
老师说:"你觉得你蠢吗?小约翰?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

"不,女士.我喜欢看到你独自一人站着."

fine

[align=center][color=#000000][color=#9932cc][color=#000000][color=#000000][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#000000][size=5][color=#000000][color=magenta][color=#4169e1][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1]A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.[/color][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/align][align=center][size=4][color=#4169e1]一个新来的老师试着去使用她学到的心理学课程。[/color][/size][/align][align=center][color=#000000][color=#9932cc][color=#000000][color=#000000][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#000000][size=5][color=#000000][color=magenta][color=#4169e1][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1]She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

她在教室里开始说道：“有谁认为自己是愚蠢的，请站起来！”[/align][/color][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][align=center][color=#000000][color=#9932cc][color=#000000][color=#000000][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#000000][size=5][color=#000000][color=magenta][color=#4169e1][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1]After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
过了几秒钟，利特尔.约翰站了起来。
[/color][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/align][align=center][color=#000000][color=#9932cc][color=#000000][color=#000000][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#000000][size=5][color=#000000][color=magenta][color=#4169e1][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1]The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"[/color][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/align]                         [color=royalblue]     老师说，“利特尔.约翰，你认为自己是愚蠢的吗？”
[/color][align=center][size=4][color=#4169e1][/color][/size][/align][align=center][color=#000000][color=#9932cc][color=#000000][color=#000000][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#000000][size=5][color=#000000][color=magenta][color=#4169e1][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][color=#4169e1][size=4][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1][size=5][size=4][color=#4169e1]"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself[/color][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/size][/color][/size][/size][/size][/color][/color][/color][/color][/align][align=center][size=4][color=#4169e1]“不是的，夫人，但是我不喜欢看见你自己一个人站在他们所有人面前！”[/color][/size][/align]

[[i] 本帖最后由 tmcli 于 2008-6-6 16:51 编辑 [/i]]

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Stupid question, the teacher asked.